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(More customer reviews)I recently purchased this balloon in celebration of a birthday.Never one to let an opportunity slip by, I felt that this balloon not only represented the occasion, but also the individual as well.
The gigantic Mylar balloon served its purpose in announcing that, yes, Princess, your birthday has not gone unnoticed.My 33 year old boss, a former college baseball player and current embodiment of machismo, seemed to appreciate the gesture.Well, he gave me the finger while his face turned red.What passes for gratitude nowadays...
It should be noted that the "singing" could be clearly heard all the way across the office.So much so that people almost 30 yards away popped up over their cubes to see who the booming "Happy Birthday" tribute was for.Once their heads were over their cubes (AKA: prairie dog'n) they bore witness to the spectacle that is this floating 28" monstrosity of humility.
While I'm sure that you could purchase this balloon for the birthday party of a seven year old girl, I strongly recommend against doing so.Nay, instead you should purchase this wonderfully emasculating gift for that special guy in your life.You know the type.He welcomes you by grunting and nodding.His blood runs thick with artificial protein and testosterone. He doesn't take kindly to humor at his expense.Above all, he will be embarrassed by this gift, and, after all, isn't that your goal in the first place?
Make sure that you are wearing good running shoes before you deliver this gift.... 'cause he is going to chase you down and deliver a Thank You Butt-Kicking post haste!
I took off two durability stars because I don't think the balloon will resist the inevitable knifing it will take once my boss finishes chasing me.
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